Share and Share Alike

1. You love this stuff; your friends love this stuff.
You know you want to be the first to share it.
2. It’s about time everyone admitted you are
the coolest one of your friends. Seriously.
3. This is a great way to reconnect with that
old boyfriend/girlfriend/cute furry animal you
once dated/failed to appreciate/took to a formal.
4. If you put some of this stuff on your Facebook or MySpace pages,
the universe of righteous live music‐loving people will flock to your page,
making you rich, beloved and oh so grateful to us.
5. Didn’t your mom teach you to share?